its like 6 plus now... im like stuck between civilian life and army life rit now..
so i pretty much cant do anything now
n thus i decided to blog
juz found out that ive been spending too much on food liao
1 random meal can easily cost up to 20 minimum
shit man
alright i give up
was suddenly reminded that that i cant talk much about army stuffs
in case i get posted to db or smth
i shall go find other things to do.
see ya
Monday, August 10, 2009
Sunday, June 28, 2009
it sucks to be sucked at a place where u fucking hate and totally dun belong to
and looking ahead doesnt cheer u up at all
and u cant lie to urself that its doing u any good or any justice
for the pay, for honour? for nation? bullshit.
well in other words NS...
OK so i suddenly decided to blog after so long
y leh
cuz i hav lived to tell my tale
of jumping of a flying aircraft from 1000feet
crazy isnt? but ya its NS....
But nvm, i shall not spend my last few moments of my civilian life rambling on above parachuting.
sms gwynneth till late last night or to be exact, this morning
n found out that i hav literally AWOL from life
didnt know lots of things
and hav not seen some of my friends for a long time liao
really must find a book out to meet up again
So much things hav happening liaoyet i dun hav a single clue
thx to army that has cuz to me to be to lazy to go out on sat mornings..
call that introvert if u one
haha
but nvm, im all set for the impending sentosa outing ahead
But Damn u can call me bitchy or wad
i think i really need a gossip thearpy or two to keep my info updated
in other words siew yuen haha be prepared to receieve my calls
hahaha :x
but to kao-pei-ing
most of the gals r having/enjoying their uni-orientation camps or activities
which means they are getting on wif their lives
BUT hey its unfair
gals r the biggest chao geng, even better den jian kai
they dun even need to serve
yar yar yar u may say that they would waste 10months or their lives immoblile when they r pragnant
but hey we waste 22 months
and 12 months difference is alot
i can grow my hair to an emo lenght of 1m and shave it off 10 times
so to make it fair, WE MUST MAKE EM PRAGNANT AT LEAST 3 TIMES
ok lots of bull crap
haha
i gotta say bb to life again
and embrace my country flag with open arms and a changi camp pass
and looking ahead doesnt cheer u up at all
and u cant lie to urself that its doing u any good or any justice
for the pay, for honour? for nation? bullshit.
well in other words NS...
OK so i suddenly decided to blog after so long
y leh
cuz i hav lived to tell my tale
of jumping of a flying aircraft from 1000feet
crazy isnt? but ya its NS....
But nvm, i shall not spend my last few moments of my civilian life rambling on above parachuting.
sms gwynneth till late last night or to be exact, this morning
n found out that i hav literally AWOL from life
didnt know lots of things
and hav not seen some of my friends for a long time liao
really must find a book out to meet up again
So much things hav happening liaoyet i dun hav a single clue
thx to army that has cuz to me to be to lazy to go out on sat mornings..
call that introvert if u one
haha
but nvm, im all set for the impending sentosa outing ahead
But Damn u can call me bitchy or wad
i think i really need a gossip thearpy or two to keep my info updated
in other words siew yuen haha be prepared to receieve my calls
hahaha :x
but to kao-pei-ing
most of the gals r having/enjoying their uni-orientation camps or activities
which means they are getting on wif their lives
BUT hey its unfair
gals r the biggest chao geng, even better den jian kai
they dun even need to serve
yar yar yar u may say that they would waste 10months or their lives immoblile when they r pragnant
but hey we waste 22 months
and 12 months difference is alot
i can grow my hair to an emo lenght of 1m and shave it off 10 times
so to make it fair, WE MUST MAKE EM PRAGNANT AT LEAST 3 TIMES
ok lots of bull crap
haha
i gotta say bb to life again
and embrace my country flag with open arms and a changi camp pass
Friday, March 13, 2009
Long time since ive blogged
oh well
juz gonna summarise my year up till now
got into NS
got used to the boredom of ns
got a taste of field camp
got back my screwed up A lvls
got really emo for 2 hours
got back to camp on the same day
got raped by song yuan n dennis
got to know new ppl new friends..
got to pop yesterday
got 12 days of leave
and this is it, me sitting in front of my computer typing away
short as it may seem, but the process was like eternity
juz watch the class mv that was made right b4 A lvls
memories and scenes of yesterdays flashed across my head
feeling quite sad cause i enjoyed 2yr in JC
i cant imagine that i actually made a half an hour video juz before A lvls...
haha.. but its worth it i guess...
oh well
juz gonna summarise my year up till now
got into NS
got used to the boredom of ns
got a taste of field camp
got back my screwed up A lvls
got really emo for 2 hours
got back to camp on the same day
got raped by song yuan n dennis
got to know new ppl new friends..
got to pop yesterday
got 12 days of leave
and this is it, me sitting in front of my computer typing away
short as it may seem, but the process was like eternity
juz watch the class mv that was made right b4 A lvls
memories and scenes of yesterdays flashed across my head
feeling quite sad cause i enjoyed 2yr in JC
i cant imagine that i actually made a half an hour video juz before A lvls...
haha.. but its worth it i guess...
Saturday, January 31, 2009
Finally managed to get to blog
been so busy and tired ever since enlistment
well i guess ns isnt so bad after all..
we juz hav to make peace with boredom.. the rest would be ok
training is challenging but still so so .. still quite ok la
but there is more to come is guess
hoping that i can cope and survive all the way till i receive my red beret
tts my goal of this yr i guess
well its gonna be damn tough, the thought of 72km march juz sends chills down my spine
to 8km march with all those shit already so jialt liao..
fucking good game liao
Chinese new year and i am not allowed to go malaysia because of bmt...
most of the festive mood vanished
n i dun really care about angbao this time cause i dun fucking get to spend it
wish u guys a happy new year
n for those who r screwing up themselves, get alive hahahha
and for those in Tekong: there is no mozzies in pasir ris
been so busy and tired ever since enlistment
well i guess ns isnt so bad after all..
we juz hav to make peace with boredom.. the rest would be ok
training is challenging but still so so .. still quite ok la
but there is more to come is guess
hoping that i can cope and survive all the way till i receive my red beret
tts my goal of this yr i guess
well its gonna be damn tough, the thought of 72km march juz sends chills down my spine
to 8km march with all those shit already so jialt liao..
fucking good game liao
Chinese new year and i am not allowed to go malaysia because of bmt...
most of the festive mood vanished
n i dun really care about angbao this time cause i dun fucking get to spend it
wish u guys a happy new year
n for those who r screwing up themselves, get alive hahahha
and for those in Tekong: there is no mozzies in pasir ris
Thursday, January 8, 2009
ok.. finally the day has come
n im going to enlist tml
NS seems so distant last yr...
n i jus hack care bout it
with a blink of an eye
its happening tml!!!
n thx to tt, im freaking anxious..
so i guess no more retarded blogposts for 2 weeks until cny
n yup did alot of things these few days.. but im totally not in the mood to blog about it because of obvious reasons.
N thx jun liang n Joel for pei-ing me these few days.. to prevent myself from dying from boredom/ anxiety....
haha
but oh well my camp is damn near my house.. haha.. if my dad drive me there.. i think the most take 15 mins reach liao
yup its juz next to punggol which is next to senkang( where i live in)
so at least when in camp, i know tt im fucking near home
ganbatte neh!!!
jia you!!!
ok lame.. this sounds like some jap porn war/beast cry or wadever u may call it..
but yup for the $$$$$ n the sword n the red beret!!!!
ok hope tt i wont get kicked-in-the-ass out
so BYE BYE
may e force be wif me..
n im going to enlist tml
NS seems so distant last yr...
n i jus hack care bout it
with a blink of an eye
its happening tml!!!
n thx to tt, im freaking anxious..
so i guess no more retarded blogposts for 2 weeks until cny
n yup did alot of things these few days.. but im totally not in the mood to blog about it because of obvious reasons.
N thx jun liang n Joel for pei-ing me these few days.. to prevent myself from dying from boredom/ anxiety....
haha
but oh well my camp is damn near my house.. haha.. if my dad drive me there.. i think the most take 15 mins reach liao
yup its juz next to punggol which is next to senkang( where i live in)
so at least when in camp, i know tt im fucking near home
ganbatte neh!!!
jia you!!!
ok lame.. this sounds like some jap porn war/beast cry or wadever u may call it..
but yup for the $$$$$ n the sword n the red beret!!!!
ok hope tt i wont get kicked-in-the-ass out
so BYE BYE
may e force be wif me..
Monday, January 5, 2009
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BEWARE EVERYONE
IF YOU HAV HANDLES ON YOUR CHAIR
PLEASE FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY
GRAB HOLD OF IT TIGHT .......
BECAUSE WAD YOU ARE ABOUT
TO SEE IS GOING TO MAKE YOU
FALL OFF YOUR FUCKING CHAIR!!!
THIS IS THE RESULT OF A OVERLY-BORED
PRE-ENLISTEE
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HAHAHA JUZ LOOK AT WEEKEE'S EYES..
omfg
HE SERIOUSLY LOOK LIKE A GOLDFISH
OMG OMGOMG
AND LOOK AT JES N JEANETTE
WAH LAN
I, MYSLEF FELL DOWN MY CHAIR LAUGHING
so the class is good in nothing except for eye power haha
Yup i download photoshop juz now n decided to fool around wif it
there is this bloat tool tt i suppose can make some parts of ur body (erm erm..*) bigger
so i decided to use this class pic n edit
n turn out.. when i full screen the picture
hahaha
omg omg
i laugh until hav inner-injury
omg omg
BEWARE EVERYONE
IF YOU HAV HANDLES ON YOUR CHAIR
PLEASE FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY
GRAB HOLD OF IT TIGHT .......
BECAUSE WAD YOU ARE ABOUT
TO SEE IS GOING TO MAKE YOU
FALL OFF YOUR FUCKING CHAIR!!!
THIS IS THE RESULT OF A OVERLY-BORED
PRE-ENLISTEE
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HAHAHA JUZ LOOK AT WEEKEE'S EYES..
omfg
HE SERIOUSLY LOOK LIKE A GOLDFISH
OMG OMGOMG
AND LOOK AT JES N JEANETTE
WAH LAN
I, MYSLEF FELL DOWN MY CHAIR LAUGHING
so the class is good in nothing except for eye power haha
Yup i download photoshop juz now n decided to fool around wif it
there is this bloat tool tt i suppose can make some parts of ur body (erm erm..*) bigger
so i decided to use this class pic n edit
n turn out.. when i full screen the picture
hahaha
omg omg
i laugh until hav inner-injury
omg omg
Saturday, January 3, 2009
went to golden mile complex wif kinchi today
and haha let this be a tutorial of wad things to buy
soooo... let me change to magazine style first....
So people out there... look here
are you prepared for NS?
are you sure???
nope you are not?
well dun you fear cause honghui is here!
so these are a list of must buy while you are getting prepared for your next 2 yrs
No1:
TAPES!!!
of course you will need them
wad happens if you see an enemy n he decides to scream for help
wad can you do???
its like 'der....' , YOU CAN TAPE HIS MOUTH UP!!!
No2:
Ropes and umbrella nails!!!
So the enemy decided to scream and you have done a good job taping up his mouth
well WELL DONE PPL
but your enemy still can RUN..
But why?
cuz he has legs... -.-
unless u hav j_ _ _ _ _ as an enemy
if that is the case.. u can juz bribe ur enemy wif chicken wings.. and feed him of course
NO dun even think about that pre-enlistees out there
wad you have to do?
You can giv ur enemy a good bondage n nail him to the ground
or even the WALL(for other purposes)
but wall goes well wif a wip for torturing n fetish purposes
No3:
rubber bands!!
but you may say
'Hey wtf? why would we soldiers need rubber band?'
come on.. let ur imagination run wild
imagine u r in the jungle
everything around you is nothing but trees
no gals to fuk
no porn cuz ur mp4 battery has ran dry
YOU WILL BE VERY ANGST
SO WAD YOU CAN DO FOR RECRREATIONAL ACTIVITY?
YOU WANK!
this super hard latex rubber bands is able to provide pleasure 100 times the excitement then a normal dick ring
some more it comes wif variable sizes
the xxxxxxxxs one and the xxxxxxxxxxl one
Ok im juz joking.. in case Kenny thinks its real n try it on...
No4:
Ziplock bag
this is to contain ur feases in case u need to shit
and you somehow remember ur primary school teacher say
'leave nothing, not even your shit behind'
the ziplock bag is also waterproof
which means that it can carry water/semi liquid content
hint hint*
No5:
wad happens if you hav a severe agne attack when u r stucked in the jungle??
omg that will be damn bad
omg wad if the wild boars laugh at you if they see ur pimple filled faces
no fear
you can anyhow spam you faces wif green n black camo n add some powder
after that finish it off by smudging you entire face with water
leave it on ur face for some time for the effect to be permernant(untill the war is over)
No6:
engineering gloves!!
you can get a pair for juz 80 cents
this comes in handy when you are damn angry wif you company mate
cuz you could to this
a universal way of saying _l_ ,
i juz fucked ur mom yesterday
So people fear no more
in a war, where you are lost
dun panic dun freak out
listen to your heart and my advice
nothing can go wrong, in your journey to hell...
and haha let this be a tutorial of wad things to buy
soooo... let me change to magazine style first....
So people out there... look here
are you prepared for NS?
are you sure???
nope you are not?
well dun you fear cause honghui is here!
so these are a list of must buy while you are getting prepared for your next 2 yrs
No1:
TAPES!!!
of course you will need them
wad happens if you see an enemy n he decides to scream for help
wad can you do???
its like 'der....' , YOU CAN TAPE HIS MOUTH UP!!!
No2:
Ropes and umbrella nails!!!
So the enemy decided to scream and you have done a good job taping up his mouth
well WELL DONE PPL
but your enemy still can RUN..
But why?
cuz he has legs... -.-
unless u hav j_ _ _ _ _ as an enemy
if that is the case.. u can juz bribe ur enemy wif chicken wings.. and feed him of course
NO dun even think about that pre-enlistees out there
wad you have to do?
You can giv ur enemy a good bondage n nail him to the ground
or even the WALL(for other purposes)
but wall goes well wif a wip for torturing n fetish purposes
No3:
rubber bands!!
but you may say
'Hey wtf? why would we soldiers need rubber band?'
come on.. let ur imagination run wild
imagine u r in the jungle
everything around you is nothing but trees
no gals to fuk
no porn cuz ur mp4 battery has ran dry
YOU WILL BE VERY ANGST
SO WAD YOU CAN DO FOR RECRREATIONAL ACTIVITY?
YOU WANK!
this super hard latex rubber bands is able to provide pleasure 100 times the excitement then a normal dick ring
some more it comes wif variable sizes
the xxxxxxxxs one and the xxxxxxxxxxl one
Ok im juz joking.. in case Kenny thinks its real n try it on...
No4:
Ziplock bag
this is to contain ur feases in case u need to shit
and you somehow remember ur primary school teacher say
'leave nothing, not even your shit behind'
the ziplock bag is also waterproof
which means that it can carry water/semi liquid content
hint hint*
No5:
wad happens if you hav a severe agne attack when u r stucked in the jungle??
omg that will be damn bad
omg wad if the wild boars laugh at you if they see ur pimple filled faces
no fear
you can anyhow spam you faces wif green n black camo n add some powder
after that finish it off by smudging you entire face with water
leave it on ur face for some time for the effect to be permernant(untill the war is over)
No6:
engineering gloves!!
you can get a pair for juz 80 cents
this comes in handy when you are damn angry wif you company mate
cuz you could to this
a universal way of saying _l_ ,
i juz fucked ur mom yesterday
So people fear no more
in a war, where you are lost
dun panic dun freak out
listen to your heart and my advice
nothing can go wrong, in your journey to hell...
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